My pet. My best friend. My confidant. The Dirt Devil. My companion. The most powerful being in the Universe next to God and Arnold Schwartzenger.

My brother.

R.I.P.

1993-January 16, 2009.

I love you.

A Little Dog Angel

High up in the courts of heaven today
a little dog angel waits;
with the other angels he will not play,
but he sits alone at the gates.
"For I know my master will come" says he,
"and when he comes he will call for me."

The other angels pass him by
As they hurry toward the throne,
And he watches them with a wistful eye
as he sits at the gates alone.
"But I know if I just wait patiently
that someday my master will call for me."

And his master, down on earth below,
as he sits in his easy chair,
forgets sometimes, and whispers low
to the dog who is not there.
And the little dog angel cocks his ears
and dreams that his master's voice he hears.

And when at last his master waits
outside in the dark and cold,
for the hand of death to open the door,
that leads to those courts of gold,
he will hear a sound through the gathering dark,
a little dog angel's bark.

Noah M. Holland

Slumdog Millionaire

.....WAS AMAZING!!!!

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1. Rapping in other languages is one of my favorite things to do.
2. I love dancing all over like an idiot.
3. I am under the impression that I was born with some sort of marijuana in my blood stream, because every time somebody describes to me how it feels, they only seem to describe how I feel all of the time.
4. I think that if my soul was epitomized in the form of some sort of animal, it’d be a raccoon. Or maybe a tanuki.
5. I think that all wooden floorboards should whistle when walked upon like Nijo Castle in Kyoto.
6. The “voices” in my head should have their own sitcom.
7. There’s totally going to be a trap door leading to a secret room in my house when I grow up. Haven’t decided if it’ll be triggered by a book or statue of some sort.
8. I’ve REALLY wanted to find and save some baby opossums lately.
9. Rather than homesickness, I have a horrible case of what I call Nippon-sickness.
10. I’ve decided that all cool wildlife speaks Japanese and therefore add Japanese name suffixes like ‘san’, ‘kun’, ‘sama’, ‘chan’, etc. to all of their names when speaking to them. Yes, they understand me. Ha ha.
11. I wish people really dropped random anvils on peoples’ head like in Looney Toons.
12. Certain numbers really irritate me and thus I have to set the volume on anything to a normal one. The same applies when training Pokemon.
13. I wish that I could drink cha from an empty cup and watch rocks grow. Once I’ve achieved that, I think I’ll be content in everything.
14. Sometimes I have huge compulsions to straighten things so that they are square with whatever they are on or near, especially on my own desk.
15. Before I die, I will fold one thousand origami cranes and then give them to the next random thousand people I see.
16. I strongly feel that Windows Vista, slow walkers, American Idol, and the Twilight series are works of the devil. Ha ha.
17. When I was little, my parents and sister had to chase, hold me down, then hold my nose in order to get me to take Pepto Bismol (a.k.a. the pink stuff), even though now I love that stupid commercial.
18. I like to think that I’ve got soul, but I’m not a soldier.
19. I know where Azkaban is. 614 S. Main St. Woodstock, VA 22664
20. I think the designer of my computer’s power cord needs to die.
21. Dan chou dan dan chou dan chou! Woop woop! Dan chou dan dan chou dan chou! Woop woop! Dan chou dan dan chou chou dan chou dan chou! Chou dan chou dan chou dan dan chou! HECK YES! Konbiniensu sutore!
22. My favorite old lady candy are those strawberry ones that have wrappers that look like strawberries too.
23. The movie 23 was retarded, and yet, oh so funny.
24. I am one half of the Wonder Twins. Shh, don’t tell anybody. Not only that, but I’m also am the missing SPLEEN Planeteer.
25. I can twitch my right eye in a very strange way and it makes me look kind of like the stereotypical mentally challenged person.